$ cat kaiju.net
                                                                                
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        ____ ___/\    _________ /\_____\       /\    \__  __/\  ____            
       /    v     \  /         \_/_____/___  _ \ \     / /    \/    \           
  - - /\     \  __/_/\     \_    \/\      _\/ \___\    \/\     \     \ --- -    
 _ __ \ \           \ \           \ \     \/\     \\    \ \     \     \  __  _  
       \ \     \     \ \     \     \ \     \ \           \ \     \     \        
  -  -- \ \_____\     \ \     \_____\ \_____\ \      _____\ \___________\ - -   
         \/_____/______\ \_____\____/\/_____/\ \_____\____/\/___________/       
 kaiju.net --- \/______/\/_____/ ------------ \/_____/ ------------- est. 2002

 Hello, my name is Josh and this is my NEW "web site" 8^)

 Twitter   @0000000000KAIJU
 GitHub    @kaiju
 IRC       jorsk on your favorite network
 Matrix    josh@kaiju.net
 LinkedIn  joshmast

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